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What happened to the man who put odour-eaters in his shoes?
Why are men like commercials? When you are in the lavatory and the plane hits turbulence.
Her: I would, but you're never there. What's a man's idea of safe sex?
Her: Which one's this? They're married. Why do men put women on pedastals? How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? Guilt gifts are nicer.
A hot-dog and a six-pack of beer. Wingle Apartment" [29] Discusses decorating on a budget, hiring a decorator and do it yourself tips such as including "Gobs of Pictures" [30] and how to achieve "A Sexy Kitchen". Geis of Bernard Geis Associates. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
What's a man's idea of foreplay? Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Why is a man like old age? Any contributions to this collection welcome - me! A pint of beer with an olive in it.
The Wardrobe" [38] A quick guide to understanding fashion, shopping and sewing. Because they can spell it.
They both come too soon. How do you tell when a man is lying?
What do you call a handcuffed man? Start Losing! The barman says "still? It's not hard.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his girlfriend? A padded headboard. How do you tell an old man? If they had, somebody else would be the arbiter for single women at this point instead of me. How do you stop a man getting into your home?
So that his best friend has a roof over his head. Shine a torch in his ear.
Him: Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? This is how I played it.
Oh Come Now! Woman: As opposed to what? No crime, and lots of happy, fat women. Why don't men often show their true feelings? How do you bring a sparkle to a man's eyes?